A clock that tells the time using words

In the immortal words of Homer Simpson, "From now on, we'll be spelling everything with words". These clocks are over at Instructables with everything you need to build your own, up to the functional clock pictured (you still may need to add a nice frame).

The craftsman responsible for this clock, Doug Jackson, has a dedicated site wherein he sells complete kits starting at the not-to-be-sneezed-at price of $145 for the basic model pictured, and a vinyl-faced model for an additional $15.